Okay, here are some joke/quotes to brighten your day...hopefully =P Credit doesn't go to me, I found some throughout the years. Here it goes...
"Duct tape is like the FORCE. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"Friendship is like peeing yourself...everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warm feeling it brings."
"I could've eaten ALPHABITS and crapped out a better essay!!!!"
"3 words to humiliate men everywhere....HOLD. MY. PURSE."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Girls are like phones. Love to be held, talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain" -Lily Tomlin
Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:10 am by ♫Rin-chan♫
