"I'm tall. You're not. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Even my imaginary friend doesn't like you."
"No earpiece, no cell phone...........I am talking to myself!"
"Don't make me kill you...........I haven't had my coffee yet."
"If you met my family..........you'd understand!"
"Even you cell phone is sick of listening to you."
"I never said you were a monkey. Now take this banana and scream."
"No one ever suspects the short ones."
"Tell me your sob story. I need a good laugh!"
"Paddle faster! I hear banjo music!"
"Silence is golden. Duct-tape is silver."
"Behind every great man......is a women rolling her eyes.."
"Try not to be jealous. We can't all be BOB!"
"Don't wanna. Don't hafta. I'm MIKE!"
"If it weren't for weirdos, we'd all be the same."
"Even as a small child I was a big pain in the ass."
"Don't piss off the faries."
"What I really need are minions."
"Careful, or you'll end up in my novel."
"Come to the dark side! We have cookies!"
"They say memory is the first to........ Wait, what were we talking about?"
"Squirrels can't be trusted......"
"To ERRR is human. To ARRR is pirate."
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot."
"Never anger someone who knows how to handle knitting needles."
That's all! XD hope you enjoyed!!